Tusk Scrambled: Low probability, high consequence

You might have noted a few, ahem, changes in the format of the Tusk. Due to operator error it was off-air for 14 hours and the columns and widgets have been scrambled. And surely worst, the David-Morrison-has-not-answered-to Bill-Napier countdown widget is missing! I do believe I have the vapors.

Hang tough. We will be back — better than ever.